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Posted on Apr 19, 2006 at 10:30 AM

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" ? the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" ? says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a just a muslim !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says, "Hello?" Everyone else in the roon stops to listen: WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is is OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership, and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but that price I want it with all the option." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead, and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand." WOMAN: "Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!!" MAN: "I love you, too." The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment! He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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