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Posted on Jun 05, 2006 at 08:50 AM

Sigh. Just when you thought the Muslim world would stop ridiculing themselves, they prove you wrong... 1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me." 2. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam." 3. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own." 4."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?" 5."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life." 6."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..." 7."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?" 8. So, read any good Surahs lately? 9. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter. 10. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's? 11. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room 12. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you. 13. Do you work for the FBI ? Because you've just abducted my heart. 14. Your father must be saddam, because you're da BOMB! 15. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long? 16. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr? 17.. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight". 18. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah. 19. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off. 20. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it? 21. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date? 22. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you. 23. I know Halal meat does a body good, but dang, how much you been eatin'?! I hope this made you smile.

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Posted on Jun 24, 2006 at 03:22 AM

lol sister Delilah - very funny. Probably an element of truth in some of them!

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Posted on Jun 23, 2006 at 06:59 PM

Salam, Oh my God, i cant believe how much i laughed after reading those line. I can just picture those misguided fools trying to use those line. Thanks... i have to pass it on.

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Posted on Jun 22, 2006 at 02:06 AM

just generalise.a muslim does not pick up women that is what non-muslim do.you must have some bad experience with the ones "calling" themselfs muslim

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Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 11:05 PM

there is many reasons to smile. u have solved many peoples dilemma how to start in decent ways.

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Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 08:28 PM

Bismilah thanks sister, it is realy crazy to see how people are changing these days about our religion. i mean they take everything on the other way around. Allah knows all the best

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Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 06:33 AM

Very nice sister..lol..certainly made my day. thanks! :)

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