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Posted on Aug 27, 2007 at 06:09 PM

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don?t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland. L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she whites. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes you think that? P: I got proof. L: What kind of proof? P: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: ?Polish Remover?.


SebastianJoshua a.k.a SeaBass
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Posted on Oct 08, 2007 at 01:25 AM

Thanks Bro, ..i was waiting for Iftaar and thought i`d pass the time ...and this little gag mad me forget the time!!!

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Posted on Oct 01, 2007 at 01:21 PM

Oh my god, this is so funny, made my day a little better. thanks

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