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Posted on Mon, Aug 07, 2006 05:38

Two business men seated on a airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them. One of the men says to the other with a wink, " I was going to go to Africa until I found out half of the country is muslim, so I don't want to go there." The other man says, "Well how about Saudi Arabia then?" The first man says, "No way, that that place is loaded with those muslims too." The other man suggests a trip to the United States but his companion says,"The muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one." The men are watching the muslim and can see that the man is fidgeting and getting agitated about their conversation. The man who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says, "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is really crawling with Muslims." At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any muslim there."


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Posted on Fri, Dec 29, 2006 02:48

lol.. good one.


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Posted on Sun, Oct 29, 2006 04:56

That is hilarious.


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Posted on Sat, Aug 12, 2006 14:05

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,"I've kidnapped you."The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground". Signed, "A Sardarji" The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!"


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Posted on Thu, Aug 10, 2006 04:28

hhmmm,good story,it is a lesson!Assalamualaikum.


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Posted on Thu, Aug 10, 2006 03:37

niceeeeeee and so true i love you man keep it up my brothers and sisters.


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Posted on Wed, Aug 09, 2006 21:13

My dear, You spoke the truth and you are beautiful. See, this good guy died, went to heaven but had no religon. So St. Peter was showing him around and said, in this room are the Baptist, shouting and praying loudly. Next room were the Roman Catholics, praying and singing. Next room were the Hindus, singing and blowing horns and ringing bells. But says St. Peter when we pass the next room be very quiet. After passing the guy says , why were we quiet and you did not open the door for me to see?. St Peter replies. You see those were the Muslims and they think no one else is up here!. Ha ha ha ha


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Posted on Tue, Aug 08, 2006 17:42

assalamu aleykum sister, thank you for sharing that story.Well many muslim can remind themselfs what the Prophet(sallallahu aleyhi wa sallam) and his companions(May Allah be pleased with them all) went threw. When the people of Taif threw stones at our prophet he was bleeding his uncle and supporter died and so did his beloved supportive wife Ghatica(ra)then archangel Gabrial(a.s.) came to him he said ow Prophet Allah says shall I put the mountains on them killing them all.Our prophet said no let them be for inshallah in the future some of them will become muslims.If we can take example from this then we might be more patient.


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Posted on Tue, Aug 08, 2006 12:22

I like that one. Lol, that was funny. Salaam


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