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Quoting kady40:
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and softly says to his wife, (Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now, I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have hoped for, and your answer cannot take that away. But I must know, did he have a different father?)
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She paused for a moment, and then she replied, (Yes. Yes he did.)
The old man was shaken. The reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he expected. With a tear in his eye, he asked, (Who? Who was he? Who was the father?)
Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first, as she tried to muster the courage to tell her husband the truth.
Then, finally, she says, (YOU.) ??? only the 10th child was his?..
(: If a woman wants to be unfaithful there is NOTHING in this world that could stop her EXCEPT her love to god or fear for that matter :)
Girls think about this
Tall, dark, and handsome
Tall and dark is nice to lean on but that height could be towering on you when you r cornered in a hated argument.
Athletic is sexy but could mean you having black eyes when it is combined with a mind that thinks its okay to hit a woman.
And oh my my?.. Handsome is surly nice but what you will do if marriage was not the end of his delight for the attention he is getting from the ladies
Girls find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, (...that's her.)
Who holds your hand in front of his friends?
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and softly says to his wife, (Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now, I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have hoped for, and your answer cannot take that away. But I must know, did he have a different father?)
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She paused for a moment, and then she replied, (Yes. Yes he did.)
The old man was shaken. The reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he expected. With a tear in his eye, he asked, (Who? Who was he? Who was the father?)
Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first, as she tried to muster the courage to tell her husband the truth.
Then, finally, she says, (YOU.) ??? only the 10th child was his?..
(: If a woman wants to be unfaithful there is NOTHING in this world that could stop her EXCEPT her love to god or fear for that matter :)
Girls think about this
Tall, dark, and handsome
Tall and dark is nice to lean on but that height could be towering on you when you r cornered in a hated argument.
Athletic is sexy but could mean you having black eyes when it is combined with a mind that thinks its okay to hit a woman.
And oh my my?.. Handsome is surly nice but what you will do if marriage was not the end of his delight for the attention he is getting from the ladies
Girls find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, (...that's her.)
Who holds your hand in front of his friends?
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