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Posted on Mon, Oct 02, 2006 23:31

*The Husband Store! * A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So one day, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: *Floor 1 -* These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: *Floor 2 -* These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: *Floor 3 -* These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: *Floor 4 - *These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: *Floor 5 -* These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: *Floor 6 - *You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the *women who can handle the truth. *


SebastianJoshua a.k.a SeaBass

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Posted on Wed, May 30, 2007 00:40

nobody prefect... BUT with all the disabilities... they will be a prefect match


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Posted on Mon, Oct 30, 2006 21:59

Assalamualaikum, FLOOR 7, Sign Reads, No men are perfect, No women are perfect, Gender, men or women are not a passport to enter hells or heavens. Allah is The Best Judge, not humans....... Allah is The Most Perfect, not humans....... Men and Women, Reality bites and to be understood and swallowed......


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Posted on Mon, Oct 30, 2006 04:14

**I am really sorry Fatima if I offend you there.......** Well, No problm....no offence taken.... But think u should do somehting about the **chanting at night***..LOL Eid Mubarak!


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Posted on Tue, Oct 17, 2006 06:05

how did the choir boy get into this picture??? BTW he should be spanked for running late....lol The staying power i meant was the tendency of hopeless cases where they would still choose to stay by the hubby even if he was abnoxious, alcoholic or a wife abuser...and they say cats are never contented?!


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Posted on Sun, Oct 15, 2006 12:41

......but you must agree that once we have accepted the available package, even with the imperfections, our staying power is much stronger! .... That's how the phrase **roving eyes*** are more used to describe a guy's tendency...hmmmmm?? ......have yet to hear the tune: **Stand by your **WOMAN***?? lol.


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Posted on Thu, Oct 12, 2006 08:23

Think they forgot to add a couple more floors for possessing **intelligence*** and **sense of humour**.....!!!


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