A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is
the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
Sooooooooooo guys I decided to help you with a portion of the women terminology book, make good use of it cause the odds of you finding a genie are slim to none.
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He
picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is
the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted
to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you
build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom
of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of
another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he
said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I
don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and
what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're
crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make
them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
Sooooooooooo guys I decided to help you with a portion of the women terminology book, make good use of it cause the odds of you finding a genie are slim to none.
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
lol well then i preffer to stay away from girls then!!! actualy the problem is you women think about petty things where as we think far above from you not degrading any women but this is how it is. all the discription u made sounds women are selfish!!!
lol well then i preffer to stay away from girls then!!!
actualy the problem is you women think about petty things where as we think far above from you not degrading any women but this is how it is. all the discription u made sounds women are selfish!!!
hi sister , Actually that`s a very interesting blog and it is very true ,women are differentt that guy and guys hate to accept that fact ..women don`t tens to simply say what is bothering them because they expect that their partners are smart enough to understand what is going on by themselves...which is sometimes a hard nut to crack for guys
hi sister ,
Actually that`s a very interesting blog and it is very true ,women are differentt that guy and guys hate to accept that fact ..women don`t tens to simply say what is bothering them because they expect that their partners are smart enough to understand what is going on by themselves...which is sometimes a hard nut to crack for guys
I think i have a lot in common with the guy in your story. I wish i could understand women, but the female psyche is as much a dark mistery to me as the deep space. Infact, i gave up trying to understand women, they are a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and will remain so until the end of ages. Still, they are the most beautifull creatures on this earth. Too bad they don?t come with instruction manuals... LOL
I think i have a lot in common with the guy in your story. I wish i could understand women, but the female psyche is as much a dark mistery to me as the deep space. Infact, i gave up trying to understand women, they are a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and will remain so until the end of ages.
Still, they are the most beautifull creatures on this earth. Too bad they don?t come with instruction manuals... LOL
Salamu Alaikum. I like your blogs...they are funny and things that make me say hummm..... But I think I would have asked the jenie for one wish for every day for the rest of my life. That would help me solve one big problem a day.
waSalaam
Salamu Alaikum.
I like your blogs...they are funny and things that make me say hummm..... But I think I would have asked the jenie for one wish for every day for the rest of my life. That would help me solve one big problem a day.
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