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Posted on Thu, Jan 18, 2007 19:30
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A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
birthday so he went to an expensive boutique and bought the finest pair
of gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered
with a note. While wrapping the gloves the clerk accidentally mixed the
order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.
Darling
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones
with buttons but because your sister wears the short ones, that are easy
to remove, so I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade the lady I bought them from showed
me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly
spoiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me, she really looked
smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for the first time. No doubt many
other hands will touch them before I will see you again to take them
off. Remember to blow in them, before putting them away as they will
naturally be a little damp from wearing them, and be sure to keep them
on while cleaning them, as they won't shrink.
Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I
hope you like them and will wear them for me on Saturday night.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded with a little fur showing.
All my love.
__._,_.___
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Posted on Mon, Jan 29, 2007 05:54
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pagaly write: well i thought that this was a bit sick man...definatley not funny
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so did i.... perhaps there was a mix up of the site to post such article!
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