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Posted on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 21:25

Salam,
I am sorry ladies, but i couldnt resist... funny, but somewhat true.

Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."



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Posted on Mon, May 07, 2012 12:59

funny



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Posted on Thu, Feb 24, 2011 16:42

lol !!!!! dat was lol!



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Posted on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 07:34

ha ha ha. that was very funny



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Posted on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 01:25

oh yeah, i remember this joke. it's a good one, haha



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Posted on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 05:00

salam that was very funy i like hahhaha

have fun



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Posted on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 04:59

salaam that was funny



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Posted on Sat, Jan 10, 2009 10:07

truth id shining no one can hide it!!!

it is real funnY

thanks you sis.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 18, 2008 08:20

i smiled, but did not think it was that funny only because i'm so accustomed seeing people really acting like that



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Posted on Wed, May 16, 2007 15:28

danielle2002

Will u marry me?



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Posted on Tue, May 15, 2007 18:00

How large of a bag do you take when women go shopping like that? Do you look for a bargain sale or pay full retail?



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Posted on Mon, May 14, 2007 15:16

salaaaam
loooool i've got the giggles r us women really that bad..........ha thats funny:)



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Posted on Sun, Apr 15, 2007 13:37

WOW WOW WOW THAT IS FNNYYYYYYYYYYY!



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Posted on Sun, Mar 18, 2007 04:48

Great joke!
(I suppose we're all guilty of the same..)



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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 00:18

I was on the 1st floor...
You had such a large bag to put
me in? I guess the red tag on
my neck confused you. It said
half off?



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Posted on Tue, Aug 29, 2006 19:34

as salamu alaykum, dear brother and sister, it is funny joke but philosophical. Not only woman but also every person include in is like that. When we get something, we would like getting more in our mind, I think. We should remember we should please all of what Allah created for or gave us and thanks Allah. Thanks Allah for giving us life, spirit and the chance to live in this world. If we want more, we should improve by ourselves frist, don't just expect pie fall down from the sky.


That is just my opinion, :-)



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Posted on Sat, Jul 01, 2006 18:26

haha women ARE hard to believe :P



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Posted on Fri, Jun 02, 2006 07:43

LOLZZZ
DAT WAZ MAD FUNNY,
UFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MU STOMACH IS HURTING.
YAAR HOW...?
I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT TO SAY.
ESHA IRFAN



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Posted on Sun, Apr 23, 2006 08:17

Quite interesting, and true.Selam...



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