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Posted on Fri, Jun 02, 2006 07:53

DAT WAZ FUNNY... AND SO VERY TRUE,
AND ABOUT DA POLICE MAN WAZ REALLY TRUE,I DONT KNOW Y SOME AMERICAN PPL THINK LIKE DAT, ITS JUST SO MEAN.
BUT THNK ALLAH NOT ALL AMERICANS THINK LIKE DAT POLICEMAN.
ESHA IRFAN

  


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Posted on Mon, Sep 04, 2006 05:37

Thank you for your comment. We must use the Koran and Hadith in our daily life if we call ourselves Muslim. If we give more importance to Scholars by asking them first before consulting with Allah & Rasul we do sherek which is not forgiven by Allah [4:48]. They could be wrong but Koran can not be wrong. Read Koran in any language you understand. Then follow it in order to OBEY ALLAH. Can you think of going to heaven if you DISOBEY ALLAH?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 30, 2006 16:34

kind2u i agree with everthing u hav sed...i am pracasing islam and i would love it if you could help me?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 13, 2006 14:32

I don't like this joke. You know why?
Few extremists, so-called muslims created Islam fobia in the western society by committing suicide killing others with them.
Killing one is like killing all, saving one is like saving all[ Koran 5:32]
So they are disobeying Allah. The punishment of ignoring Allah is burning again again [Koran 4:56]
Muhammad[sa] said ---"the one who commits suicide he will be inflicted by that weapon in the heareafter."
Did he ever tell a single lie?
So few muslims think killing some kafeers will take him to heaven. That's why he commits suicide.If he knew that that will take him to hell, he would never ever kill others.
The problem is that almost 90% Muslims follow the Mullahs, Scholars instead of Koran and Hadith. These scholars can be wrong. Can the Koran and hadith be wrong?
According to Rasul[sa] , Allah will not forgive unless the victim forgives. So how can the victim forgives, he is already dead. If you run away with my money, do you think Allah will forgive you unless I forgive? Not in a million years.
Did Rasul ever attacked any Kafeer?
Did he ever tell one to attack kafeers?

Unless you follow Koran and hadith, don't think of going to heaven as you become Kafeer then.
Koran is the Guide for the God-fearing [Koran 2:2]
So if you call yourself a God fearing person then you must use the Koran as a guide in your daily life. There is no ifts and buts.
If you are not a God fearing then you become a kafeer.
Here I did not put my opinion. I just quoted Koran and Hadith. If you follow them you become a muslim, if not you become a kafeer. The choice is yours.
If we would use this sura 2:2, most people on Earth would accept Islam.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 11:30

i agree wid u islam b4 everything



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Posted on Thu, Jun 29, 2006 17:12

Yeah i heard that story to, man if it was true i would be pissed off, i mean after saving the girls life, and then the police man makes some faults about him. I would get that police man!!!!!



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Posted on Sat, Jun 03, 2006 11:19

Salam..

Nice pleasantries from Mullah Nassiruddin. :)

Nice joke too. Yeah, it's really sad to know how true it can be in this era.

Take Care all. May Allah protect and guide us all. Ameen

Barakallahu Feeki,
Nour



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Posted on Tue, Apr 18, 2006 03:47

Asalamu Alikum,

Here are few jokes from Mullah Nasruddin. Mullah Nasrudin is a favourite character in stories throughout all of the Middle East.

1-A friend asked the mullah how old are you? Forty replied the mullah. The friend said but you said the something two years ago ! Yes replied the mullah, I always stand by what I have said.

2-One evening a friend of Nasrudin's came to visit him. He saw Nasrudin crawling on the ground looking for something. Nasrudin said that he had lost a valuable coin. The friend knelt down to help Nasrudin look for the money. After they had crawled all over the yard, Nasrudin's friend asked, "Exactly where did you drop the money?" I dropped it in the house," answered Nasrudin, "But we cannot look for the money in there. It's much too dark."

3-Nasrudin and his wife were in the house eating their supper. They heard a noise in their compound. Nasrudin took his gun and rushed outside. He saw something white moving near his garden. He raised his gun and shot. When he went close to see what he had shot, he discovered that his wife had washed his best shirt and had hung it on a tree to dry. Just then she came running from the house. "Oh, you unlucky man!" she cried. "You have ruined your best shirt." "No," said Nasrudin. "I am the luckiest man on earth. I almost put that shirt on this morning. If I had been wearing the shirt, then surely I would have been killed."



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Posted on Sun, Apr 16, 2006 12:05

very funny... but almost sad because of how true that situation might be.



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Posted on Sun, Apr 16, 2006 06:53

Hi, good morning

That sums it up to how alot of Americans think on Muslims.... Sad isn't it :(



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Posted on Thu, Apr 13, 2006 21:04

Just a joke....

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says:
- "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" ? the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" ? says the man.

"Oh, what are you then? "

The man says: - "I am a muslim!"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog" - the policeman answers.



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