THE BEST MIX UP Funny jokes and anecdotes"

  • View author's info Author posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 19:30


    A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's

    birthday so he went to an expensive boutique and bought the finest pair

    of gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered

    with a note. While wrapping the gloves the clerk accidentally mixed the

    order and sent a pair of panties instead.

    Here is the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.

    Darling

    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing

    any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones

    with buttons but because your sister wears the short ones, that are easy

    to remove, so I decided to get the same style for you.

    Although these are a delicate shade the lady I bought them from showed

    me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly

    spoiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me, she really looked

    smart.

    I wish I could be there to put them on for the first time. No doubt many

    other hands will touch them before I will see you again to take them

    off. Remember to blow in them, before putting them away as they will

    naturally be a little damp from wearing them, and be sure to keep them

    on while cleaning them, as they won't shrink.

    Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I

    hope you like them and will wear them for me on Saturday night.

    P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded with a little fur showing.

    All my love.
    __._,_.___
  • 3Comments

  • View author's info posted on May 20, 2007 at 18:40


    salaam.doesn't sound very islamic to me.take care,Allah hafiz.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 05:54


    pagaly write:
    well i thought that this was a bit sick man...definatley not funny

    Re:





    so did i.... perhaps there was a mix up of the site to post such article!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 28, 2007 at 06:16


    well i thought that this was a bit sick man...definatley not funny
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