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  • View author's info Author Posted on May 31, 2007 at 11:22 PM

    Once Nawaz Sharif, Benazir and Shujaat Hussain were traveling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Gabriel was

    waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks Sharif and Benazir to go to HEAVEN. But for Shujaat Hussain, he had already decided that he

    should be sent to HELL. Shujaat Hussain is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Gabriel as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment?

    He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just asked on opinion or pre conceived

    notions. Gabriel agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

    Sharif is asked to spell " PAKISTAN " and he does it correctly.

    Benazir is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and SHE too passes.

    It is Shujaat Hussain turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Shujaat Hussain protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced Test and fail with false intent.

    Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Gabriel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

    Sharif is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and passed.

    Benazir is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". She gets nervous. Gabriel asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or

    200,000 or 300,000. Benazir catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

    It's Shujaat Hussain turn now. Gabriel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Shujaat Hussain, accepts

    defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
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  • View author's info Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 05:14 AM i know its that big guy with the beard...people said that he was a good that true?????...
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 17, 2007 at 02:41 AM

    Dear Pagli, Mr. Shujahat Hussain is president of Pakistan Muslim League Q who cannot speak english even urdu. Take care and thanks for appriciating me.
  • View author's info Posted on Jul 08, 2007 at 06:38 PM

    hi maliknasir,

    who is shujaat hussain?..i have heard of him but i cant remeber, i like wot you wrote though..its a shame that no poltician of the east thinks about his people.

    dont you think that Musharaff should be added to the list?
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