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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 07:38

Assalamo aleykum brothers and sisters!
Im new here,and the first thing i read was the jokes...laughed so much haha!I want to share this joke with you.

An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!

You like? lol



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Posted on Sat, Jan 10, 2009 10:03

nice one sis. i real enjoy. it it is very funny indeed peace upon your heart



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Posted on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 21:05

this was very funny! I hadn't heard this one before.... I shared it with my friends! thanks!



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Posted on Sun, Jul 29, 2007 22:13

Salaam sister,

I think it was funny joke.. I have read it before, I think..a Scandinavian joke?? Haha.. :D Anyway it's funny..

Take care,sister.



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